How to Tell If Your Neighbors Can See Your Bare Ass

Society dictates that many of us live in homes with windows. And within those windowed walls, sometimes we have to be bare-ass naked in a way that our neighbors and passersby might see. So whether you’re running out of the shower, getting dressed, or about to fuck, here are some ways to tell if they can see your full ass right now. Are the curtains/shades drawn? One of the biggest indicators of whether neighbors and passers-by can see your naked form prancing around the room depends on whether you have shades and blinds that are drawn closed. Hopefully, you thought this through and closed them before getting buck ass naked. If not, you must now proceed carefully. You can either wrap yourself in the closest shirt or towel, or crawl to the window and carefully close them while keeping your body concealed from view, but—oops yeah you def just flashed a cheek at your neighbor, Kevin. You’re the bare-assed woman to him now. Are the curtains sheer? Once the curtains are drawn, you’ll have to evaluate if they’re see-through. You should’ve studied this previously by standing outside your home at night while the lights are on within. You didn’t did you? Okay, so probably everyone can see in here. Before you run around with your ass out, turn off the lights so you’re not living in a glowing snow globe of visible nakedness for everyone on the block to see. Oh wait, the light switch is in full view of the window? Yep, they just saw it all. Even the front. If the curtains are sheer or open, does the angle between you and your neighbors allow them to see you? Without exposing your butt, conduct a careful analysis of whether people can get a look at your body. If you’re on the second floor and wondering about whether someone from the sidewalk can see you, move close to the window slowly. Now lower your head to butt level. Can you see them? Fuck! You just showed your ass again. Are you like, trying or something? It’s the neighborly thing to be aware of when neighbors can see your ass. So do your homework, and keep your booty to yourself, before it’s too late. Oh wait, oops!

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