Plenty of women have trouble reaching orgasm, but April DeLoitte has a very specific kind of sex issue: This poor woman can’t cum from penetration because, you know, she’s just an extrovert, which totally makes sense if you think about it. “I’ve always been the gregarious type,” said April. “But I’d sit inside my house all day reading books and cancelling plans with friends if it meant I could cum on some dick every once in a while. Too bad I’m such an extrovert.” Aw, April! You deserve our deepest sympathies and also our deepest sense of confusion! April went on to describe the effect that her sociable personality has on her climaxes. “Sure, it’s nice to be the life of any party,” she said. “And yeah, to be popular and universally loved by anyone I meet is a great feeling. But you know what else is a great feeling? Getting off with something in me.” “I mean, not even a dildo works. I’m just too worried about if I’m being engaging enough!” April added. April’s friends have some different takes on the situation. “April’s extroversion is actually just what she calls being really grating and irritating in social situations,” said Linda Chen. “I don’t think that’s why she can’t cum from penetration. I think she’s probably just scaring the dick away.” “Also, like, no one can cum from penetration. She’s not special!” Linda added. “What do you mean I’m not special?” questioned April. Yep, sounds like an extrovert alright!
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