In a suspenseful story unfolding before your very eyes, your friend – 25-year-old Jane Harbor – has been scrolling through your camera roll and is getting dangerously close to the photos you took last week to check if your face is symmetrical.
Uh oh! Someone do something, quick!
“When Jane asked to see some photos from my recent trip to France, I did a quick mental check to make sure I didn’t have any nudes or incriminating pictures in the line of fire,” you whispered to reporters gathered at the scene. “Only when she was a few pics deep did I remember that I’d taken dozens of photos of my face from several angles last week.”
Sources confirm you are completely blank faced in the photos, as if you are posing for a passport picture and yet somehow even angrier than that.
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